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Kevin Fischer is an award-winning veteran broadcaster who has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for nearly three decades.
Kevin, who is a legislative aide to state Sen. Mary Lazich (R-New Berlin), can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, “InterCHANGE,” on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their baby daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.
Oh, Kevin, dear sweet husband of mine...
By Kevin Fischer
Sunday, Jul 20 2008, 09:40 PM
KEVIN: Yes, Jennifer?
JENNIFER: Thank you for taking me to Festa Italiana today.
KEVIN: You are most welcome dear.
JENNIFER: Thanks for buying me lots of good things to eat and drink.
KEVIN: What’s a great husband for?
JENNIFER: Although I thought we could have spent more time in the Italian Gold section….
KEVIN: I had to go to the men’s room.
JENNIFER: Oh, I understand and I’m not complaining.
KEVIN: Then what are you getting at?
JENNIFER: Well, being on the Summerfest grounds got me to thinking…
KEVIN: Oh no…
JENNIFER: Will you just shush….
KEVIN: Thinking about what? A trip? A new car? What?
JENNIFER: None of those things.
KEVIN: Oh! Well in that case….
JENNIFER: Oh, hush up and listen. I was thinking…
KEVIN: You’re very blonde and very Polish…
JENNIFER: Kevin! Be nice!
KEVIN: Yes dear. Of course, dear. Three bags full, dear.
JENNIFER: Are you done? I just wanted to remind you that next week it’s German Fest.
KEVIN: That’s right. German pizza and spanferkel and German beer and Ein Prosit and….
JENNIFER: Yes, yes, yes…..but there’s more. They’ve got these dogs….
KEVIN: No, they don’t have dogs. They have bratwurst, and…
JENNIFER: I’m talking dogs, not hot dogs ….real dogs.
KEVIN: Real dogs?
JENNIFER: Yes, real dogs. Can we go to German Fest?
KEVIN: We always go to German Fest. I’m 100% German and 100% Irish, remember.
JENNIFER: Then we can go Saturday?
KEVIN: I suppose. Can you get The Barking Lot done and not tie up the computer?
JENNIFER: Well, that’s what I want to talk to you about.
KEVIN: A new Batman movie is out and you’re the Riddler. Speak up!
JENNIFER: I know it’s not Saturday…
KEVIN: You’re blonde and Polish and you got that right….
JENNIFER: And I know I already did the Barking Lot Saturday….
KEVIN: Yes, and it was outstanding…not as good as my stuff, but it was pretty good…
JENNIFER: Well, could I blog again?
KEVIN: You want to blog again??!!
JENNIFER: Umm…
KEVIN: It’s not Saturday! It’s not your turn! You start blogging on other days and the readers will get all confused! Aw geez!
JENNIFER: But I forgot…
KEVIN: Forgot? Forgot what?
JENNIFER: Forgot about German Fest.
KEVIN: No you didn’t. I promise I’ll take you and since I’m such a nice guy, I’ll buy you extra apple sauce.
JENNIFER: That’s not it. I forgot to mention something in The Barking Lot.
KEVIN: Ay caramba!
JENNIFER: Well, I got all wound up in that awesome Humane Society story…
KEVIN: And you forgot…
JENNIFER: And I forgot about German Fest.
KEVIN: I told you I’ll take you to German Fest., alright. Now can I get back to….
JENNIFER: No, no, no. I wanted to mention something about German Fest in The Barking Lot.
KEVIN: Is that all?
JENNIFER: Yes.
KEVIN: No more talk about Italian Gold?
JENNIFER: Uh uh.
KEVIN: Well then, what are you waiting for?
JENNIFER: German Fest runs this coming weekend at the Summerfest grounds. I recommend going Saturday for the dachshund races! Here are details!
Danke Schoen, Kevin, my dear sweet husband!
KEVIN: No problem. So, when do you want to go to German Fest? Sunday?
JENNIFER: And he calls me Polish..
