Guest Blogger: J. Gravelle
of the Daily Scoff
Evil right-wing conservative that I am, I thought I'd better open with a shot at the government school system.
Okay, it's actually more of a test of YOUR mindset. What'd you think when you read the headline?
If you thought: "That #@$% School Board must be at it again!" then you're probably a disgruntled taxpayer.
On the other hand, if your reaction was a heavy sigh followed by "Great. Another attack on our fine government schools" then you're probably drawing a check from the school system. Or you rent, and you've convinced yourself that you don't PAY property taxes.
Or, you live in your parents' basement in a makeshift living room wallpapered with Star Wars posters, furnished with milk cartons, hiding your bong behind the sofa-bed. In which case, again, I'd bet you're drawing a check from the school system.
But ha! The joke's on all of you. This is just a public service announcement that some kids in the Franklin School System were found to have head lice last week:
http://www.jsonline.com/newswatch/34060619.html
Might wanna get your own kids checked out.
See? Not everything has to be political...
-jjg
DailyScoff.com
Gravelle is filling in while Kev attends a "How to Find Better Guest Bloggers" seminar
