Guest Blogger: J. Gravelle
of the Daily Scoff
Gravelle,
Thanks for filling in for me while I get my entire upper torso tattooed with a replica Favre jersey. I should be recovered within the week. Glad I wasn't a Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila fan. Ouch. (Remember, this tattoo thing is just between us.)
Don't over water the um... fern garden in my basement. Yeah, I know what they look like. But they're ferns, d*mmit. And if the DEA shows up, they're YOUR ferns.
Stay out of my sock drawer.
The downstairs bathroom is tricky. You might have to jiggle the handle. Oh, and leave the lid up in case it's late at night when I get back.
Most importantly, remember that I worked hard at creating a credible blog and it'd only take one of your ridiculous joke postings to cost me my online reputation.
Don't make me go public with the Polaroids.
Kev
p.s. And whatever you do, don't accidentally store this message in the "Blog" folder or it could end up online.
Kev,
Relax. Everything's under control. Geez, have a little faith in my competence with a computer, would'ja?
I'm a professional...
-jjg
DailyScoff.com
Gravelle promised Kev he'd post at least one substantive piece per day. This wasn't it...
