Guest Blogger: J. Gravelle
of the Daily Scoff
After the election is a heckuva time to start looking at the details of Obama's various plans for "change".
That's kind of like reading the ingredients in the cereal box WHILE you're eating the cereal: "Mono-hydro-what? Guar gum? What the--...?" By this point, it's way too late to avoid the chemical additives and preservatives; they're already in our system. All we can do is learn about them, and watch for side-effects like high blood pressure and loss of personal liberty.
So
now we read about
His O-liness' plan to draft our children into conscripted public service. Yes, it truly IS a plan for "the Obama Youth" movement, and it's potentially no less nefarious than its historical counterpart from the 1940s.
If you're like me, when you see a charismatic, cult-like figure vying to infiltrate the hearts and indoctrinate the minds of our youth with collectivist propaganda, you probably like to write a song about it. I know... who doesn't, right?
So here, with my profound apologies to Allan Sherman (and for that matter, Ponchielli) is
Camp Obama:
Hello Father
Hello Mama
Here I am at
Camp Obama
Camp will be made
mandatory
That's according to
a recent headline story
Did you know I'd
get recruited?
Just like back when
Hitler's Youth did?
I'll be programmed,
I'll be tested,
and if I fail
you'll prob'ly be arrested
Tell me Dad
and tell me Mommy:
Why'd you both
elect a commie?
Did you think
that it was just a lark
when he'd quote
from Karl Marx?
Tell me Mom
and tell me Father:
Why'd our foun-
-ders even bother
to re-bel?
If Jefferson were here
he'd say
"Dude, what the hell?"
Wait a minute
I hear bootsteps...
Kids are learning
learning goose steps!
It's the end of
our great nation;
Was it worth it all
for discount medication?
Yes, I do have it recorded. And no, I'm not going to make you listen to it.
If you think my politics are intolerably abrasive, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't survive my singing...
- J. GravelleDailyScoff.com
Just keep telling yourself: "Kevin will be back. It'll all be over soon. Kevin WILL be back."
